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$50 Fine
On vacation this summer,
I had to toe the line,
If I did not want to get
A $50 fine.
When I got to my condo,
I didn't see the sign.
I backed into a parking space.
$50 fine.
I went to the ocean
To see the sun shine.
I got my key card wet.
$50 fine.
Then I went to the pool.
Surely that is not a crime!
I did a canonball.
$50 fine.
I went back to my condo
Without a freaking dime.
I hung my towel over the fence.
$50 fine.
I walked to a restaurant
In order to dine.
When I got back I was too loud.
$50 fine.
So when you go on vacation,
Save yourself some time.
Pay attention so you don't get
A $50 fine.
~Sean Paul
Crime, dime and time don't technically rhyme with fine...
ReplyDeleteOh, you have no sense of slant rhyming, do you? Leave the poetics to me, mom.
ReplyDeleteI was writing poetry before you were born, young man.
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