Museum of Sex Explicit Photos!!!

Explicit Museum of Sex Photos!!! If you object to fake naked bodies or photos of photos of real naked bodies, please don't scroll down the page. If, however, you enjoy a good laugh and are not offended by the human body in all its glory, feel free to take a look at the fun time we had at the Museum of Sex in New York City!!!

Honey, this one feels just like yours!  It's amazing!

Hmmm, now that's a new feeling...

Hehe, boobs...

Wish I had pecks like this dude...at least my pecker is comparable...

Andrew's friend looks unhappy.  Why is he unhappy?

Finally!  Anatomically correct Barbie dolls!

I know why he's unhappy!  Someone stole his pubic hair!

They got hers, too!

Bet you can't guess what this is!

Profile views are the best!

Now that is the best fake ass I have ever seen!

I was going to strip down for this one, but Andrew was afraid we would get kicked out of the museum.  I can't understand why, there was nudity and sex all around us!

Hey, even Darth Vader needs sex toys...

"Luke, I am your father...but that was before the horrible accident...Now look how I have to get off!"

Gotta love modern phallic art...

Giraffes are Heartless Creatures and other fun links I found while being an insomniac

Giraffes are Heartless Creatures

Don't you just love how the other two giraffes just sit there and keep eating while the poor short one dies and decomposes at their feet?

A Possible Explosion...

How many times do we have to tell you: take the batteries out BEFORE you ship it...

Yo, Usher! Did you get a new haircut, dude?

Why Doesn't My Boyfriend Get His Period?

This HAS to be a joke, or trolling, right? PLEASE tell me that is the case. If it isn't then sex education is in a sad state of affairs wherever this poor girl grew up. Or maybe she really is just an idiot.

I love the best answer to this one, though.

My Big Fat Twenty-Fourth Burfday

Here's what I will wear: Green so you can't pinch me. :-D Here's what I want:

1: Motorola MH230R 23-Mile Range 22-Channel FRS/GMRS Two-Way Radio (Pair) As many of these pairs as possible, please. I am organizing a giant game where I need as many of them as possible.

2: Pandemic: The Board Game

3: The Settlers of Catan: The Board Game

4: Amazon.com gift card

5: i-Tunes gift card